I wouldn't but maybe Tiger would...

I'm not criticizing Tiger Woods' taste in sexual partners, just the quantity. If he hadn't committed to a monogamous relationship then who cares. As long as he's not hurting anyone. However it seems that Tiger's wood has an insatiable appetite for all creatures great and small! Sorry, that was unfair. I should say, most women, short or tall. Whatever fulfillment he's searching for, he seems determined to take his work with him everywhere as he stays focused on trying to get his little balls in as many holes as he can.
I say little because I'm obviously talking about golf. The confusion for Tiger has been which of his balls he uses most. This slight confusion has also got his sponsors rushing to pull out. A kind of big brand coitus interruptus. It's left to Tiger now to prove that when this has all died down, he can still deliver the money shot!